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I have been busy with homework for the past few weeks, and I am tired. Today I went for my driver's test and failed. Oh well, there is always next time.
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Following is the promised Pie Manifesto:
The Pie Manifesto

Edward Dodd and Vanessa Paulson

Let it be proclaimed in all the land that pie is created equal. Pie is a sacred right handed down from our ancestors, and we must respect pie. All who have pie must share pie, and never should one person eat a pie alone.

The only pie that is not equal is raisin pie. Raisin pie is gross, and should never be ingested. All respect pie and pie sanctity will immediately disown anyone who does so.

List of acceptable pies:
Ø Banana Cream
Ø Lemon Marangue
Ø Coconut Cream
Ø Chocolate
Ø Peach
Ø Rhubarb
Ø Pear
Ø Apple
Ø Pecan
Ø Butterscotch
Ø List more pies here:

If we do not all accept the terms of pie, then it is inevitable that Pie Warfare will break out. Pie warfare is brutal and harsh, and if we continue to value pies differently then it will break out all over the world.

Pies were made to be eaten and in rare cases, thrown. Often you may see a politician on television getting a pie in the face. This is wrong, and shows utter disrespect for pies and pie related material. A pie is meant to be eaten by the person who baked or bought it, and by a group of selected friends who are respectful of pie. The rare cases of pie throwing that are acceptable are when done so for charity.

When you see a person of importance getting a pie in the face, imagine if everyone you know and love were getting a pie in the face. This is pie warfare, and the only way to remedy this is to respect pie and value it equally along with acceptable pies.

The only place that disrespecting pies will lead us is into trouble and darkness. If a banana cream pie is valued over butterscotch pie, then the butterscotch pie supporters will grow weary of living under banana cream pie oppression. They will rise up and overthrow the banana cream pie overlords, becoming the new rulers of pie-dom. But now that butterscotch pie is ruler, the Apple pie faction is oppressed, and eventually in turn will rise up and remove the butterscotch pie people. This is continuous, never-ending cycles of hate and pie inequality that will perpetuate itself over time. If this goes on too long, we will never be able to change it.

Special notes on pi:

Pi is a very sacred number for pie lovers everywhere. Any person who cannot recite pi to two digits is a traitor and must be re-educated in the ways of pie. If they refuse to learn pi, then they must be grouped together with raisin pie lovers and shunned.

The Rules of Pie and Pi and Pie Related Materials:

1. Pies are all created equal, the only pie that is not equal is raisin pie.
2. Pies are to be eaten and only thrown in rare cases for charity.
3. Pi is 3.1415926…
4. The Grand Master of All Things Pie must recite pi to 10 digits to claim the title.
5. All pie must be shared amongst friends and other trustworthy pie people.
6. Anyone refusing to share pie must eat either a raisin pie or a cow pie, or both depending on the number of previous offenses and the seriousness of the offence as a punishment for improper behavior.
7. Punishment is to be decided by The Grand Master of All Things Pie.
8. If there is no one person who can recite pie to 10 digits, then a vote of pie people will determine who becomes The Grand Master of All Things Pie.
9. A pie plate must be destroyed with dignity seeing as how it has held a pie before.
10. If someone throws a pie for any reason other than for charity, then they will be shunned.
Pie’s Great Riddle:

Pie has one great, unanswered question that has stumped philosophers for over two weeks. It is recorded here in the manifesto:

A father loved his children very much and wanted to leave them each with a pie of their own. Unfortunately, he was a poor man and could not afford more than one pie. When he died, he left half the pie to his oldest son, a quarter to his daughter, and one-eighth to each of his other two children. But the father’s pie was a beautiful pie and they did not want to cut it up into pieces. After much hardship and deliberation, it was decided that they would ask a neighbor to borrow his pie. When the pie was divided up, everyone got their share of a pie, and the neighbor got his pie back whole. The father’s pie wasn’t divided up either. How is this possible?




Final Statements:

Pie is one of Canada’s and the world’s greatest treasures. If we do not accept that all pies are created equal, then pie warfare will ensue. Pies are created free and equal, and if purchased should be shared. If baked, it should also be shared. Anyone who refuses to accept The Pie Manifesto should be shunned, along with raisin pie lovers and anyone who has broken the rules of pie.

PIE IS FOR EATING, NOT FOR BEATING!
PIE IS EQUAL,
PIE WARFARE MUST BE AVOIDED!PIE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE!PROTECT PIE EQUALITY!
Remember: If we continue along the path we have chosen, then the best pies will get better and the worst pies will get worse. We can make all pies equally good and equally tasty. You can still have a favorite pie as long as you understand that all pies are special in their own way. Go forth and proclaim the Good News of Pie.